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Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Regretsy Contest Submission

 I'm a huge fan of Regretsy because truly there is nothing I love so much as fuckery, whimsicle or not. HK posted a contest for Photo cross stitch samplers. Being the fat-fingered cross-stitchin' slag that I am, I felt compelled to enter. My submission probably won't win but I am seriously considering making this happen in my artistic ability in a real way and selling it in my newly created WePay store.

Speaking of my newly-created WePay store that currently is not selling anything, I designed this pattern after the Ass-mazing fuckery that was Loosey-gate 2012 (more on that later). I set aside my other cross stitch project just to make this happen. I thought it would be nice if the H and V in the logo were slightly shiny so I used satin floss which was a big gaping maw of a vagina mistake. Satin floss is a bitch to stitch with. So fuck me. I'm hoping though that the finished piece will be the first offering to the e-Store gods. I plan to primarily sell the patterns I create and pieces as I make them. Now I just have to figure out a way to trick people into buying the shit I shill.